The second one is way less easy for me to explain away.

Same house, different visit. Maybe 8 PM or thereabout? My boyfriend & I are downstairs on the living room couch reading. My dad’s outside feeding the dogs. My mother is upstairs taking a shower, getting ready for bed. I can hear the water running.

And then I hear…

I have two. Obligatory note that I am almost painfully rational and can find an explanation for most anything. The first story is weird, but could easily have a reasonable, if creepy, explanation. The second I’m still trying to parse.

So my folks live way way way way way way waaaaaaaaay out in the woods. You take a…

Oh, and whoever was responsible for those Jon Hamm interstitials in 2 needs to be erased from the timeline. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. 

Yeah, this ending was a solid B. I still think the first season was an A+, but it dropped the ball in the final seconds of Season 1 and continued to fumble heroically throughout Season 2 and only managed to just right the plane through Season 3, to mix the hell outta my metaphors.

I think two things would have made…

They exist in Texas, too. The Southern ones are a special brand of belligerent crossed with entitled crossed with smug crossed with an amazing amount of proud preening ignorance. They’re the ones currently screaming on that-one-friend-you-keep-in-touch-with-from-back-there’s Facebook wall about how they need AR-15s to…