Do you listen to ‘My Favorite Murder’?! I just found it last week and I’ve been binge listening ever since. It’s amazing and hilarious despite the topic! 5/5 would recommend.

Batman isn’t a superhero, he’s a DETECTIVE

Counterpoint

Agreed, and I’m not joking.

I hate to jump on the ‘I don’t believe them’ train, but didn’t they just show off her 3o karat diamond to the media? Kanye was in debt and using Go Fund Me to get out of his debt. Insurance scam anyone? Anyone? Okay, I’ll lurk back out.

I’m not kidding. I dead ass don’t buy it. She always has a team of people with her. Her children were in Paris just not there at the time. So she was just alone, no assistant, no security? She had 11m worth of jewlery just out not in a safe? This isn’t rape this is robbery, which is taken very seriously especially if…

The boy who cried wolf: tells so many tall tales, when something actually happens to him, people doubt him.

That’s why Trump is going to win this election.

Same, I never had the experience of non saggy breasts. I envy the women who got to experience their growth spurt before getting boobs and hips, no coltish phase for me.

Mine grew in dropped. I was so embarrassed about it.

This bitch eats about 1400 calories and day and is still fat. Sigh. No waffles, night cheese, and diner food for me!

I lost my virginity in the 8th floor stairwell of the main engineering & science hall at college. Raw concrete, freeze-ass cold, and pitch dark except for the glow of the emergency exit sign one floor down. I had just met this Daniel Ash lookalike guy at an Alien Sex Fiend show, and I just wanted to fuck him…

You don’t get to just pretend that your moral high ground doesn’t have real world consequences, jerk

It’s going to be interesting to watch the group whose preferred candidate has smeared, among other groups — women, Mexicans, Muslims, American P.O.W.s, blacks, the Chinese, and the parents of war heroes — try to pretend like this statement is TOO FAR.

My ancestors put on an American uniform and died for change.

Freedoms that make white people uncomfortable aren’t real freedoms. Study it out.

First off, I love bees. Like LOVE them. They’re amazing and absolutely vital to our existence and economy. I’m not overstating things in the slightest.

It’s good that she managed to overcome the handicap of not pleasing boners to still do something or other with her life.

This isn’t the local paper. This is the New York Times. Her kids didn’t write it. I have nothing against including their memories in her obituary, and I’m not claiming that any real harm was done here.