Also, a play date in San Francisco would be an excellent backdrop for this.

This.

If I was Khloe I would NOT have let that sack of crap be in the room with me. He can wait outside. When the baby comes out, come meet her, do skin to skin time if he wants, and then be out. 45 minutes max. Then byeeeee. I’ll expect the first child support check at the beginning of next month. His family can see the…

If a woman were to be punished for an abortion — a position I want to be clear that I’m wholly against — then damn right the man should suffer the same punishment.

I don’t know why but this made tear up. SO MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. and Olivia Wilde, my forever girl crush.

It’s because they’re not pro-life, they’re pro-patriarchy. A Venn diagram of “pro-life” people and anti-gun control, anti-universal healthcare, pro-death penalty, blue-lives-matter people would be a single fuckin’ circle.

Billy Haisley: soccer

God, Boston’s attitude of superiority and, yes, RUDENESS is so stupid and unwarranted. Bostonians live in a glorified college town. They need to get over themselves.

A big chunk of my job is visitor services and what not. I speak frequently to minimum 1000 people a day, frequently pushing 3000. In 8 hours.

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

Lawmaker: You know, maybe we should have some restrictions on driving a car. Age limits, driving tests, eye exams, that sort of thing.

But the military might send them somewhere where people shoot back.

My boys, baby and I skipped school today and saw the first showing at 10am. Theater was packed. My heart soared several times because, finally, I was watching a movie, not about pimps, hoes, slavery or drugs, but one were my 5 year olds cheered for heroes and booed villians that looked just like them. They saw a woman…

This is a perfect description of every Mormon I have ever met. Went to dinner one night with a whole table full of them. They were totally fine judging everyone else’s outfits, drink of choice (“oooooh, you are going full pirate with that Bacardi and coke” - words which were actually said - they had no idea that…

I worked in a grocery store through college (where I met Mr. Penguin). I remember the women on food stamps using every coupon, every rebate, every possible trick in the book to stretch their food dollar just so they could make it to the end of the month.

Errr, I am European, and I am aways a bit confused about what some people think are European morals. Europe is a continent and every country is different, but I can assure that in Europe, rape is not part of our morals. A motherfucker is a motherfucker, here and there.

That was a very touching video honestly

Women are cast as the moral backbone of the society, so they become the custodians of sex. It’s men’s to take and women’s to keep. A woman’s worth is tied to how fiercely she guards it, so boys are conditioned to think ‘good girls’ say no and they are the ones worth pursuing. Her worth increases the more they have to…

1.) Eminem ain’t no musician. He is a talented Rap artist. Not an MC but a rap artist.