I’m sure you know better than they do about the situation you only read about briefly in a short article.

You’re a fucking idiot.

America isn’t a benchmark for anything. There are plenty of logistical reasons why crime scenes aren’t always accessible. 

Someone needs to save you from your inability to recognize a joke. 

He knows you dink. 

*whoooooosh*

Fuck, you guys suck. You literally all go for the old shtick as a crutch for meh articles about slightly older athletes. 

No. 

Right, because this show doesn’t have a history of killing off beloved characters.

This was fucking dumb, and you know it. 

I was in the military. I’m aware of what the military does.

Doctors save your child. Give credit to your make-believe sky man.

Sounds about right. 

You. Are. Not. Funny.

Half of your articles are you failing at being funny before eventually getting to the story. Did nobody teach you how to write? Jesus. 

Things which negatively affects the metabolism might contain things which negatively affect metabolism. Film at eleven.

Counterpoint. Fuck your job. You’re parasitic dipshits and I quite enjoy that she punched down. Where else are they gonna punch? Fashion bloggers already live in the gutter.

Of course, they immediately go with aggression. No matter that these things have been reported for many decades and still haven’t blown us up. We’re doing that just fine on our own. This is why we can’t have nice extraterrestrial visits.

Oh, but you know many of them would have a place in it.

People that use cringey are the worst. Particularly when it makes no fucking sense in the context of whatever they’re pretending they cringed about. 

Okay, guy. 

The sooner an asteroid hits the earth the better. 

She literally said she left him because of his lost leg. I’m not sure where you think people are reading between the lines.

It’s a character issue for sure.

That said, I’m inclined to go with the statistical probability that Luke Walton did something to her. Shitty people can still get sexually assaulted. 

Edgelord gonna edgelord.