Having dozens of children come across the table when I worked in pathology- I can tell you that every single one is given the utmost respect and kindness.

Classist, perhaps, but I'm not sure about calling that ableist.

This would be one of those mom sacrifices. You don't write and publish essays for the world to read cuz FEELINGS. You go to therapy, find a private group of like minded women, talk to your spouse. You don't get to emotionally fuck up your kids cuz FEELINGS.

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

Five hours later is a blip, the fuck are you talking about? She's lucky the kid didn't plop out like one of MichelleDuggar's slip-n-slide-delivered offspring.

"he was the cutest baby on the floor."

Oh my god, by the end she was basically like 'REBECCA. TAKE THE BABY OUT OF MY BODY. YOU CAN HAVE IT. I DON'T CARE. SEND ME CHRISTMAS CARDS; I'LL BE IN HAWAII DRINKING MAI TAIS FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS. HAVE FUN.'

But by her own account, Jellyfishhead: "Sent me right into labor. Soon as I got up, I was having contractions," she said.

Nope. Calling BS on you. Having been 9 months pregnant twice I can attest that running down a mugger and fighting him off when you're that effing uncomfortable is the victory. She deserves the headlines. AND it's likely that event triggered her contractions.

But, but... isn't this just saying that it's all about the calories? Walking 12,000 steps burns off about 500 calories, ie, the calories in those 2 soft drinks. It's not an inherent badness of sugary drinks, it's the extra calories contributing to becoming overweight, it seems. (Can you tell I'm tethered to a FitBit…

Diet Coke has zero calories. Not sure why you used it in the first paragraph, as this study is not about diet sodas.

OMG right?! At least Olivia is good at her job, and we see her actually doing her job. How often is Fitz ACTUALLY doing his job? Not that often. Mellie and Cyrus are basically running the country while Fitz mopes around and uses government resources to spy on Olivia or secretly interrogate her father or something…

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I can't believe she didn't hear their Volvo station wagon pull up or smell gin and tonics wafting in the breeze.

I bet that was awful. Try to imagine: thousands of them, nesting on that bed, telling stories about their days on the Harvard rowing team and complaining about the Hamptons running out of rosé.

I'm genuinely curious what definition of "people of color" you're using.

LOL sorry, Jewish people are not "people of color". Stop. Just stop.

So several days of police attacking peaceful protestors gets a yawn from the state, but "a handful of looters" warrants a state of emergency declaration?

No I agree. My hood always slips off in stressful situations too! It's so frustrating! Someone should really petition the Grand Wizard to redesign them so that they only fall off in private!

when is it okay to threaten to kill someone's children? If this had been a black dude threatening a white suburban housewife do you think you would be making excuses for him right now?