I was going to say, be in first place with 50 feet to go but your JJ covers that.

Hey there lamppost, whatcha knowin'? You like to see my twin-scroll blowin'. Drifting down the cobblestones. Wishin' that life was like a movie.

Does being in the Childress family count as #1?

It's times like these I wish I had sound on my work PC...

I prefer to let Jesus take the wheel.

Not to mention he will be driving for Penske NOT "Chap Ganassi"

Furthemore, he's returning to Indycar with Chip's biggest rival, Roger Penske. He's leaving Ganassi.

Bricklin SV-1

It snowed? I saw a light sleet, paired with about 3 dozen salt trucks between Chantilly and Reston.

Inevitably, when reading these DON'T lists my mind changes it to DO when reading the headlines. Why is this telling me I should speed in bad conditions? Oh, right, it's a don't list.

Volt and Model S are kinda pissed..

The fact that the Chevy Spark is absent from this list means it was hastily put together. This is the most horrible, vile, pitiful thing I've ever driven. Fuck you, Enterprise Rent-A-Car for taking back the VW Golf and giving me this retarded step-child of the automobile.