Might as well spent a couple more dollars for the habro ones.

Might as well spent a couple more dollars for the habro ones.

Get Six Pounds of Gummy Bears For $9, Because Why Not?

Get Six Pounds of Gummy Bears For $9, Because Why Not?

You’ve obviously never been to the Reno Air Races. 

You know, for some reason I’ve never wondered about that.

Before I rail against this system I should acknowledge that someone has finally seen the light and and managed to tie solar to transport, thus they are able to track progress against a battery of opposition forces.

your car is a deadly weapon, the driver had just used it to hit another car, I am 100% okay with the police officer drawing his weapon on the driver of the car.

Putting ashtrays in cars isn’t going to solve the problem of smokers flicking butts out the window. People who smoke don’t want their car filled with old butts any more than people who don’t smoke, because they continue to stink up the car. And smokers don’t care about the world or think of the ecological or aesthetic…

“give them a place to put their cigarette butts that aren’t a) flicked out of their window onto my car”

The disgusting cunts that do this are gonna do it no matter what. Litterbugs are awful. 

I guess Group 4 is too small for them to worry about.

That’s because humans were not meant to operate self-checkout machines. They were designed so that supermarkets could fire people, and that’s all they’re really good at. I didn’t get an education so that I could do a minimum-wage job for Safeway Corporation on my time off.

Unfortunately, this sanitized version of Tarquanian history is but veneer concealing a dark course of events. In early 70s, as mustaches became the predominant form of facial hair, the demand for Saiga musk (the most desired mustache grooming lubricant) has skyrocketed. Even though Tarquania was one of the largest…

Congratulations, Mr. A. Barth, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a drill which this lovely lady will deliver.....................well, you know the drill.

Nope, this happens:

Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an airplane which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she dresses in the proper attire.

I’m still sad that these didn’t get a second generation. If they did, I might drive one right now.

Congratulations, Mr. JBodyBuilder, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Tesla which this lovely lady will deliver after she makes sure the tires aren’t bald.

Congratulations, Mr. Frosen, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a subway train which this lovely lady will deliver to you soon.......not really. Happy Friday!

“We are Farmers. Bum da-dum bum bum bum bum.”

Congratulations, Mr.Garland and Mr. drdanteii, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a classic Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes hand washing it and herself.