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Analog dick pics! OMG

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

And that is when PhyllisNefler the grey became PhyllisNefler the white.

Meanwhile in Germany, there were two mass shootings within the last five years, compared to about two thousand in the US in the same time frame.

If dude could bench 600, he could have picked her up in her desk and carried the whole thing out.

bro, get more dps on the girlfriend before she hits enrage timer

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

if you’re not using SPECIAL then you get an automatic -1 to Wisdom.

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

They can’t do anything. Copyright doesn’t exist in China. Why do you think there are so many bootlegs? Because it is easier to make a profit out of something that has a name than to make something original.

Further proving this was never about her religious beliefs if she is altering forms that other people have signed. She hates gay people, period.

some digimon vibes here

My favorite memory of my PS1 is my now late cat, Stacy puking directly into the optics after opening the lid, killing the console.

NO THERE’S ONLY ONE THING THAT MAKES FOR A GREAT GUN, AND THAT THING IS EXPLOSIONS!!!!

I miss Ensemble Studios :(

I wonder if it was to create a visual sense of unity or to emphasize the structure of the buildings.