If he lives in Virginia and has a stable like that, I’m betting: Homeland Security contractor.

GT piggie will snort fire from its TT nostrils… won’t just hide and giggle.

Add me to the list.

oh dear god no. my family had one of those and it was the absolute worst automobile ever. we called it the Phoendix (“fiend-ix”).

Tank slapper is severe speed wobble causing the handlebars to slap the tank. Literally and technically impossible in a car. Also technically impossible on these bikes, as the handlebars can’t meet the tank.

A better tactic would be to donate it to the Creation Museum and take the tax write off.

It’s probably not a bad car, and I’d much rather have one that’s been driven with skill and modded by pro's, vs the majority of used STi’s on the market, which have been driven by nincompoops and modded in the driveway.

it don’t need no hat, it’s got the flatbill covered with the hood scoop.

Mr. & Mrs. Whitewash can partially redeem themselves by dedicating the proceeds from that "Big Bus" video to their local teachers’ union.

I tried Waze for a couple of weeks, but I decided it was better to just keep my eyes on the road and my hands on the wheel. Waze is much too distracting to use as a driver… it’d be OK for a copilot or passenger.

Andreas Mikkelsen described this as a "little incident." If this had happened to me I'd never stop telling the story of how I over-crested a hill sideways and then rode the brakes all the way through the next turn in order to make a killer save. Such is rally.

Of course, the one I really like is the 600 Abarth concept. Imagine a Fiat 500 Abarth with four doors, maybe a bit more power, that same wonderful exhaust note, and maybe even all-wheel drive. If that was made real, Fiat could shut up and take my money.

Pardon my French, and I don’t mean to make much “adieu” about nothing… but “without further ado” is the proper phrase. Also, correct style when using a foreign words in an English text is to italicize the foreign word or phrase. And with that, adieu.

Nice Hmmmm…Vee?

I loved my 1995 manual 850 GLT estate until a family of mice decided to nest behind the firewall and devour the wiring harness. Now I just pity it until I can afford to have it sorted, at which point it will be sold.

I have loved all of my Subarus, except my ex-wife’s 1989 Loyale sedan, which was a suckass secondhand shitbox that never ran well (head gaskets). Gave it to a neighbor kid whose dad replaced the motor for him.

Bonus: smells like pizza! AC broken, so pizza stays warmer!

They are very reliable if you run them on farm diesel… do not go hippy and fill them with biodiesel… lest they come apart at the seams.

Well, bow down before ME, because I have ridden in the Yugo.

That may cover about 3 minutes of idle time on the tarmac.