“Oh my goodness gracious... PORN!! The children might see it!!! Better keep this away from them by mailing it to their house in a mailer with big fire-engine red letters and include screenshots!!!”

The seller has three choices at this point:

Are you surprised that this guy makes poor decisions?

Cue up the ‘This isn’t me....I was having a bad day/mixed my meds/the Trailblazers lost/I had a boil on my ass/I am a short tempered little asshole’ (wait - not that one) excuse-o-matic.

Next on “When White Men Don’t Get Their Way....”

Angry, tiny-dick men and huge trucks. They always seem to go together. 

I was shocked to read that a pickup truck driver would so something like this!

This sounds like a person who will never be a productive member of society and is, in fact, a major threat to the safety of others. He should be locked up for life with no probation.

1st gear- If mega corps with squads of actuaries are having trouble how are individuals supposed to figure that out?

Wrong Falcon.

For $17k you could buy an M3 and mod it...this hunk of crap just doesn’t make any sense.  For $17k, you could buy a SN93 Mustang, modded, and in excellent condition. What is the point of this car?

Can we please get real mandatory safety inspections over here?

Musk said on a post-earnings call where he also talked about “paycheck-to-paycheck” pressures on American workers.

Yeah, nobody thinks this. This is laughable.

Wait did he specify he was in the left lane though? Some people will still tailgate you in the right lane and not move.

The maintenance aspect of home ownership is definitely a bummer. I’ve even accepted “I don’t want this job” quotes, and contractors STILL won’t come out.

- people not stopping behind the painted stop line at an intersection. It’s there for a reason, just stay behind it.

And putting any potential rescuers at risk.  I just assume all lakes and canals in Florida are 50% water/50% alligator.  There is no way I am jumping in to save some asshat aggressive driver and risking losing a limb to a gator.

Ford: “Our second rate vehicles are absolute shit. Lets get rid of the Focus and Fiesta because they’re not pulling the profit margins we need to make our shareholders happy.”