Not that I would ever buy or be seen in a Nissan Sentra, why is it a bad thing that the parking brake is still foot operated? I mean, it’s a Sentra. Surely, they could have found something else if they looked around.

See Challenger, 1986.

Upstate New York + Studded snow tires = Get a good look under the car before you buy.

“In fifty years, if Jalopnik is still around...”

My State Farm agent was pushing me to use their dongle. I asked a few questions.

Does the EU still prohibit the import of American chicken meat?  

Swapping in a small block is the result of a knowledge gap, much like when mechanics didn’t know how to service GM fuel injection in the ‘50s, so they ripped them out and installed carburetors. If one were to consider owning one of these, they need to try their damnedest to learn how everything works, who knows more…

This is a Godsend for a poor guy with a small dick.  ND for everyone else.

This MBA agrees. I worked in DoD acquisition and took great joy in calling out vendors’ bullshit because I could accurately predict their behaviors and excuses.

National used to stop flights at night.  I understand that now they go 24 hours.  That may be their bitch.

Florida Man with a Badge!

I grew up near and worked at Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD. They were always testing munitions as far as I can remember, usually 105mm, 155mm artillery, 120mm and sometimes 160mm for M1 Abrahms tanks. It could be heard for miles and sometimes rattled windows, and it was no big deal to us indigenous residents. The…

So, a Trans Am autographed by Burt Reynolds does nothing for you? 

More corporate-speak:  It’s a solution in search of a problem.  ND.

And it makes sounds like a “real muscle car”!

Sensible upgrades without making it a “Resto Mod”. NP.

He was looking for some Schedule 2 fun.

The operating system handles the time and date. I can tell you that IBM had the leap year thing figured out many decades ago as the mainframes I worked on didn’t crash at 00:00 February 29th. Why application code is written that discretely limits February to 28 days is beyond me.  

The dark side of me would constantly worry about finding a replacement for that rear window.  Breakage might not be probable, but it’s possible.  

Will the employee’s pay go up during peak times?