You had me at Cam-in-Head.  NP.

‘Roids and a badge. There you go.

Correlation vs. causation.  A lot of people have a problem with that.

I like how you think!

Do you think 1st gear and 5th gear are related somehow?

We are getting there. Gilded Age Capitalism is the current Republican Party’s idea of Utopia.

Big difference between a family business and an international conglomerate.

Where are the tailfins?  It’s not a Cadillac without them.

Sadly, cars of this vintage are at the end of their life at 100K miles.

Does someone need to “disappear” like Hoffa?

If they keep it at the $45K price point for the base model, then count me in.

It was shit when it came off of the assembly line. I’m almost positive it didn’t improve with age.

I’m sure there is a ‘rational’ explanation, but it has always puzzled me why emission controls resulted in poor gas mileage, i.e. burning more fuel to produce lower emissions.

I blame cocaine for all of the bad decisions made in the Seventies.  Corporate right on down to personal decisions.

In the Fall of ‘82 I got my first ‘real’ job out of college and decided I needed a reliable car.  Being from a GM family I went to a Chevy dealership on a Sunday and looked at the ‘83 Chevettes.  Right off of the trailer and the pinstripes were peeling off and the carpet was frayed.  For laughs I went to a nearby Ford…

The University of Maryland football team had a kicker by the name of “Ficken”, right there on the back of his jersey.

If I were too happy, had too much time on my hands, and thousands of dollars I didn’t know what to do with, then this would be the solution for my problems.

I hope pickleball has less staying power than disco.

Not worried.  I have no intention of ever returning to that third-world shithole.  

My condolences.