The Phaeton was a huge success with regard to VW going upmarket.

Do you realize how much research and development that took?

I disagree.  Government employees treat their vehicles very well.  

Because its a piece of hillbilly shit, that’s why.

I remember in the early nineties GM announced that within 5 years they would build cars with the same amount of defects as Toyota. The obvious problem is that Toyota reduced the number of defects during that 5 year period.

For $20k they could have at least put on a matching set of tires.

No Dice just on the “Lean Burn” alone.

Can I get out of the greys, too?

Since when did they use Americans?

Just like the now dead Russian general who communicated his location in the clear.  

The Federal Reserve is an independent entity and is not influenced by politics.  Fight me.

Can I buy swaps on this debt, ala The Big Short?

Agree. Driving bumper-to-bumper at 80mph on the LIE will raise your heart rate more than the Cyclone at Coney Island, but its far less enjoyable.

The cows were brain damaged, in my opinion.  Cows of normal intelligence are efficient/lazy, and will find the most direct route between two points.

I just want to know why I am eternally relegated into the grays. Why am I always “pending approval”? Is somebody not doing their job? I’m starting to take it personally.

Blame Wall Street for the panicked behavior you describe. Publicly traded companies will do stupid things in order to meet quarterly expectations.

A CFA near me fronts a Wal Mart parking lot and will consistently block one lane of a four-lane road.  Whenever I see one of their commercials I wonder why they spend a dime on advertising.

The 900 Turbo was Peak Saab.

Neutral: I am very angry.

Not to mention their ridiculous subway.