I would rent that car from Avis and tell them like Jerry Seinfeld did when he didn’t get the midsized car he reserved:  I’m gonna beat the hell out of it.

Who said they will actually be used as pickups? Who has a full size pickup and actually uses it as a pickup? Who absolutely must have 4x4 when the truck never sees snow or an unpaved road?

I buckle my beer in the passenger seat.  I want no casualties when bringing them home.

What about MUH FREEDUMBS!!

A little whine with your cheese?

Yup.  They will let themselves get sick and die just so they can own the libs.

Do you think he learned anything from this? Of course not. His jail time will only further ingrain his racist hate. Hell, he will probably become some kind of local hero.

Come away with me Lucille! In my merry Oldsmobile....

Agree.  As a boomer growing up when there was fierce badmouthing between the Big Three, no one ever criticized the Oldsmobile. Whenever the Ford or Mopar crowd heard the word Oldsmobile, it was met with silent approval.

What about my Blackberry?

Not a kind word about David Faber.  It appears you don’t watch CNBC.

The paint job is great because of the TruCoat.

No A/C, ND.

Isn’t there a medical board in his state that can bitch-slap him and pull his credentials?

2nd Gear: Fuck the Wall Street Journal. Since they are owned by News Corp I believe them as much as I believe Fox News or the New York Post.

That’s because Bloomberg is a REAL billionaire.

I had a ‘69 Beetle.  As I recall it had a generator, not an alternator.  The only way I could get 30+ mpg was driving a constant 40mph on a flat road.  

If it worked like the Seventies, automakers will need to sell cheaply made yet fuel efficient cars at a loss (think Pinto and Vega) in order to compensate for less efficient autos the consumer actually wants.

Or Alex Ferguson at Manchester United.

A wet snow in the Spring when Bradford Pears are in bloom is one of my favorite things because I despise them.