I’ve had several heated arguments with people who talked about the right wing propaganda of the “Obamaphone”.

BINGO!

Through casual observation, there seems to be a correlation between things Trump touched and the eventual outcome of those things.

I agree. I am the one who reused cotter pins against all of my teachings and conventional wisdom, resulting in my life passing before my eyes.

Was super excited when the news came out. Then I found out its front wheel drive.

From what I remember from that era, one could buy a speedometer cable gear that would turn the km/h into mph.

Detroit was then kind of like the Silicon Valley was in the ‘70s and ‘80s.

I don’t know why I laughed hysterically at this over and over again.  Perhaps it was the Slavic language.  Reminded me of the Festrunk Brothers.

Case in point: They harp about the price of gasoline doubling since this time last year while conveniently ignoring the fact that nobody was driving last year.

I don’t think I could spend 20 minutes at a 7-Eleven.

I’m still trying to figure out why two carburetors.  Is it a transplanted 912 engine?  356?

The Army can activate him, court martial him, and send his sorry ass to Leavenworth.

For me, it isn’t O’Hare unless I get a Cinnabon and a Starbucks double espresso.  Every time.

We will have hit bottom when these companies start lobbying for the relaxation of child labor laws.

I worked a couple of bullshit minimum wage jobs when I was going through college. At two separate jobs the arrogant bosses actually had the balls to tell me ‘you need to decide between this job and college’. Both pissed themselves when I gave them the answer they weren’t expecting.

I hope this sentence will provide and example to the MAGA crowd, but I also fear she may be portrayed as a martyr by them.

Between removing shoes, removing belts, and wearing a mask, The mask is the least of my issues.  I haven’t flown since the pandemic started, but wearing a mask on a plane at any time is probably a good idea.

Every car I’ve owned was ironic.  If it had a leather interior I would be very interested.

Meth.

Guess I’m not bro enough to always carry a pair of vice grips around.