Honestly, god help anyone who says ANYTHING about her if we’re referring to that Jo Koy joke as “cringe-worthy.” It was not a good joke. It was barely a joke. But my goodness, is it being blown so absurdly out of proportion. “Taylor Swift is dating an NFL star and gets shown on TV a bunch.” Oh, what a diss to Tay-Tay.…

I cannot recall the last time someone said we should be allowed to mock anyone and proceeds to mock nazis, racists, billionares, anything along those lines.  Nah its just the poor or LGBTQ+ people or the youth.  I swear an AI could do this job its that formulaic. 

Put it in "H"! 

...with a top speed of 136.2 furlongs per fortnight...

I didnt think it was possible, but congrats Russia you actually managed to make something uglier than the MalibuMAXX, Aztec, and Cybertruck.

The beady-eyed headlights, the utter blankness of its fascia, the jowly flabbiness of its proportions...yup, I’d say the “stylist” was paying homage to Putin’s favorite bitch:

It can go 300 hectares without even needing a tank of kerosene

It’s like a Fiat Multipla had a baby with a cargo van, and was drinking heavily and doing lots of drugs while pregnant.

Mustn’t one have expectations in order to be disappointed?

JFC, well here I am on a Monday morning feeling dumb AF.

The person playing Ms. Davis was an actress and was committing to the bit.

Even being a cis male, Jezebel was a daily read for me. I loved everything about Jezebel and am so glad it is back! So congratulations on your return and I’m already awaiting next October for the Scary Story Contest (my favorite read here).

“I asked them, was my truck even driveable? Was it worth me even coming to get it? ‘Cause you think when your car gets stolen, it’s crashed up, damaged, you can’t drive it. So, they were like, ‘Well, we’ll talk to you when you get here with the $463.”

Why is the Venn diagram between “right-wing troll” and “unfunniest person you’ve ever met” basically a circle?

We need more people from the planet she’s from. We could make room by shooting assholes like you into the sun.

Telling people you know that what you just said is stupid and bad doesn’t make it less stupid or bad.

I love how every Biden scandal are literally just stories of him being a good dad

We don’t have to be active participants in your willful ignorance.

Here is the real crime. Look at Joe’s shorts and sandals combo

Muddying the waters for low-information angry voters to feel ok voting for autocratic Christo-fascism and thinking that “both side are equally bad” crap fueled by the for profit media.