Every time I miss a nut, I just have a really tough night trying to go to sleep.

Terrific. 😂 Thanks for this. And happy holidays!

Love you and so happy to see the Jezzies back!

Interesting.  I subscribe to Showtime for its handful of news-ish shows like Vice and the since-ended The Circus, good movies of course, and boxing.  It sounds like I’m getting... more TV shows I won’t watch?  Hm.

I mean, if you're gonna support prostate cancer awareness, at least have one of the photos showing how a medical professional checks your prostate.

Ha, what the hell is with the multiple “[sic]” notes here? That’s how they spell stuff over there. It’s perfectly acceptable.

[sic] "worst"

Bye Jezzies. Love you. 💔

Tom was in my Top 8.

I too found this line a stand-out, wonderfully complex and haunting for the admission of having to choose the lives of some innocent people over other innocent people. 

While I loved the line, my theatre reacted to it like a wet fart, just pretending it didn’t happen and not making a sound. It was very very awkward.

I came for photos of adopted puppers. There are none.

Remember, if you use the “Pay it Forward” then you are contributing to right-wing religiopolitical content and giving a non-refundable contribution to a for-profit pro-theocracy company. From their website:

I believe that a strike prevents union members from at all advertising their films or shows in any way. Does that mean they can't come to the Emmy's either? That oughtta be fun.

It is absurd that a dozen movies are made for $250million or more every year.  They can’t all be runaway blockbusters.  How do these executives keep their jobs when more than half tentpole movies lose scores of millions of dollars?

There's my username again.

Yeah, only morons would actually think there is any grooming or something truly inappropriate here.  The point is that the young woman is extremely flawed and desperate for cash to stay in her mother’s house, increasingly showing how much of a loser she is -- also the kid’s parents for thinking this was a good idea --…

“Speany”

Right, that’s the whole joke. In fact the absence of details or context made it even funnier, just one of ten thousand meaningless apology videos posted every year. My theatre uproared with laughter.

Worst collapse since the Phillies in '64.