It’s motherfucking May 2019.

That gives "pass me the rock" a whole new meaning.

Why was this 37-year-old woman befriending a 19-year-old teenager?

Two excellent retorts within one minute of one another. Beautifully done.

Is it too soon to say “fuck these kids if they think ‘mental health’ is the problem here”?

This movie is not great but it’s not bad!  You’re not allowed to enjoy any Transformers or Fast and Furious movie and say this sucks.  It was good loud stupid fun.

What, what am I supposed to jerk off with now?

Boy, it’s a shame that crying traumatized kid didn’t have a weapon to use against those teens. After all, we all know the only thing that stops a bad child with a gun is a good child with a gun.

This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard.  Quit life.

Clearly, the lesson is: you need to quit smoking.

I would avoid Reddit for the rest of my life.

But what about the jockey’s e-mails?

Well he was a lifelong Republican...

Far from a perfect show, but The Chi is one of the few narrative television shows I watch regularly. Almost nothing else on TV has any significance to me but this one continually gives me reason to think about each episode long after it’s aired.

I’m single and live alone. I’ve never eaten out once myself since Iv’e bought my house.

That’s what my ex-girlfriend said.

As my wallet has fattened, so have I.  The two seem to be in a one-to-one relationship.

http://www.j-archive.com/showgame.php?game_id=3280

Hm. So, if on a weird Double Jeopardy bet from earlier, you actually do end up with $1488 before the Final Jeopardy wager... you’re literally not allowed to bet the amount you’ve earned? I wonder how the producers handle that.

Thanks! Have a great weekend, friend. :)