Whoa, this is a pretty big fucking deal. We shit on Facebook all the time, but if they really follow through with this, it's a huge step.

My dad is one of these conservatives who thinks that almost all taxes should be abolished, and government spending should be about a tenth of what it is. Therefore, rich people and companies will have more money to donate to charities.

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington! 😂

The full Watergate report took 27 years to release. You'll have grandkids by the time you see this in full.

Honestly I think this looks great, for a family film. Any kid would be thrilled to see this I bet. If you watched this show and now 10 or 15 years later you’re hoping for some kind of subversive R-rated “is Dora the Explorer gonna have to choke a bitch?” film... sorry, this movie was not made for you, bro.

Guns 39,592 -- Thoughts and Prayers 0.  Highlights at 11pm.

Dance like no one's punching.

2 Peach 2 Curious

Yeah, well, the Warriors had a 3-1 lead.

Delaware is imminently passing this bill, getting the NPVIC 3 votes closer to majority!

Well, the key is mixing the noodles and your favorite flavor packet with all sorts of crazy shit: jalapeño potato chips, summer sausages, flaming hot cheetos, tuna packs. You haven’t eaten until you’ve cooked all those commissary items together and heated them with a not quite boiling water.

Plantar fasciitis or metatarsal stress fractures by November.

Anyone who has spent time incarcerated knows that Ramen noodles, and by extension their flavor packets, make for excellent meals.  I made some mean buna back in the day.

My local high school girl’s team won 5-4 many years ago when they did this for almost the entire game.

Card Sharks! Way to bury the lede, AV Club.

Shout out to Delaware.

He just needs to Luka on the bright side.

I am still waiting for the live-action Calvin & Hobbes.

I’ve heard of diving but this is ridiculous.

Christiana Mall 4ever.