Chevy SS. Get the extended warranty from Chevrolet.

If you’re in too much of a hurry to boil water, throwing a large brick and your windshield will usually knock off most of the ice.

You can also quickly de-ice your windshield just by pouring a pot of boiling water on it. Way faster and easier than those silly ice scrapers.

I use a garage.

Whoosh.

G8s are great. This is mine...

“Most of the Seahawks D don’t strike me as “FOOTBAW!!!!!1" types”

Why do you say that the UFC’s popularity stands to go through the roof? The way I see it, they were more popular 5 years ago and they’re about 1 Conor injury/lawsuit and one Ronda implosion from being totally bereft of PPV $tars. No Lesnar, no GSP, Anderson Silva is greatly diminished, Jones is suspended and a…

I never do this, but...

When I see one in the wild, this is all I can think:

The $15 minimum wage idea is nice-sounding, but fraught with peril. It will escalate the drive for large corporations to automate and eliminate labor. Smaller businesses will go away in large numbers, and what will be unseen is the number of small businesses that will never open going forward.

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.

Sounds like what you really need is to figure out how hoses work.

To be fair, we’d all be that good if we were ungodly rich.

Ha! PT Cruiser. The car which best says “I’m not sure how I got to this point. Since I’m here I might as well embrace the failure completely!”

For a hell of a lot less, I’d much rather have this El Camino.

That somewhat surprises me since he seems to be a dick. Maybe it’s his way of redeeming himself.

Playing devil’s advocate... isn’t imagining the worst case part of their job? What value is a military plan to deal with peace and prosperity? Pretty sure that plan is “go home”.

or...or they are preparing for the worst possible outcome just in case?

Your comment is the Kinja equivalent of an overwhelmingly chaotic future mega-city.