Gun probably required for all of the Bernie supporters who no longer want to “share the wealth.”

P.S. Are we REALLY going to go the “Cindy” route? Really? I’m not going to direct this at the person in question, because quite frankly he seems a little unhinged and desperate for attention, so I’ll just appeal to anyone who happens to read this to please fuck off with that sexist (and tired; come on, that shit’s…

I love Sid. Huge Sid fan. But JFC. He obviously wasn’t trying to SEVER A GODDAMN FINGER - I mean, that’s a nasty fluke - but he DID slash the guy, and you don’t even call the slash?! Refs have been AWFUL this year (I know we say that every year, but this year in particular has just been BIZARRELY awful) but this is…

I know the roofline is sloping down but am I the only that thinks it could use more wagen and less aero?

Well, only how the guy ended up out of the plane before the crash is an assumption. But even so, this is hardly the “Weirdest Mystery of 2017" based on the facts so far. Add “...and the aircraft’s cabin doors were still locked...from the inside!” and you might have something.

But the facts of the matter make that about the only explanations. The pilot either fell out or jumped out of the aircraft at some point after take off, leaving the aircraft to crash when it ran out of fuel. That really isn’t all that mysterious.

Well once you rule out the impossible...

Am I missing something here? The guy set the autopilot and bailed / jumped / fell out. Plane ran out of gas. Everything seems explained on how the plane ended up in the snow.

Bastards! They’ve already stolen your “.” key!

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

“Sachs points to the profound racial and ethnic segregation of our society”

Think connecting a 12V battery to a 6V system might have contributed to that a little?

Is it just me, or did embedded videos stop working the past day or so on Deadspin?

I dunno. Other than the absence of the tiger nose, it just looks like a KIA to me, with some knock-off Subaru wheels.

Beyond the smooth jumper and suffocating defense, it’s the fact that Kawhi just oozes character - has zero ego - that makes him such a joy to watch, for me.

Do people not know that a 71 bus doesn’t have a diesel emissions cheat code?

First: Can we just give a quick round of applause to GM here? As even mentioned above CR is pretty touch on cars and fairly unbiased. For them to get that is awesome. Glad to see an American up there, and even more glad for it to be GM. Good job GM. (let bailout comments begin)

This is great. I love this. Everybody have a fantastic weekend!

I too do not buy Lamborghini’s but I don’t act like it’s because of “Lambo culture” or that they don’t have a paint shade I like...