What does the City of West Memphis have against Alfa Romeos, anyway?

Nothing good ever happens when one mentions “Bismarck” and “boat” in the same sentence.

i had a girlfriend who gave me that exact same look when she got stuck in my radiator grill.

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

Prepare for trouble, and make it double.

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.

See also: asshole before Taco bell...

I just drove it. GM definitely deserves some credit for making this vehicle less terrible.

So they get offended by a VW impound lot impersonating pre-game parking, but never had problem with the Lions impersonating a football team?

Parachute, poorly faked death.

Dumbest gimmick?

The first car where I remember hearing about this was the Pontiac G8 — around $1,000 more for the stick. Seemed ridiculous to me, but it’s a volume/demand issue and the market will bear the extra price. Go to Home Depot and look at a $150 toilet. Now go over to the Kitchen & Bath desk and ask them how much for the…

This is why I can’t be a car thief. I’m just way too sentimental with cars. I would turn against my employer in a heartbeat, if I was told to burn a 1960 anything. Oh, you guys are stripping it?... I’ll just take this back to its owner.

Your new name is McGalaxy, for the amount of stars you should possess.

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

“BMW drivers hate her, learn what this woman did 100 years ago, your mind will be blown!”

You like hot cars, huh?

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.