You know those potato cannons made with PVC pipe and a grill igniter? How you’re supposed to use hair spray to launch the ‘tater?

And Astroglide was originally intended for use when cooling space shuttles. Also,

I suppose it’s just a coincidence that the website is registered to one Mason Torjinsky. Is that your Tyler Durden? 

The whole “minivans are uncool” thing is ridiculous on it’s face. You ceased being a cool person when you had kids, buying a tarted up wagon with plastic wheel arches isn’t going to fool anyone. Just get the damn minivan, it’s the best tool for the job.

It’s the best looking McLaren. Bar none. 

Every GM Jalopnik article ever

For the love of Christ, I would actually buy one of these. Renault, please bring your fabulous hatchbacks and the A110 here. I don’t care about Peugeot or Citroen, I want a Megane and A110.

Even when I lock my car I leave nothing of value in the passenger compartment. I analyze crime and it never ceases to amaze me the number of times I read “laptop bag left on front seat”. Most car breaks (smashed windows) are because something is left in plain view.  Even leaving a bag containing nothing of value is…

Nominally, the concept is for skiing, which sort of makes sense since...

How did you not like Hobbs and shaw? yeah it was over the top and very tongue in cheek, but it was fun and entertaining.

I didn’t mean XTS, I meant XT4.

Who is running Aston Martin these days?!

The best, and possibly also worst, Maserati is still the GranTurismo. Buy a used one and suffer any frustrations in a beautiful car with amazing sounds.

Oof. Painful to read. You need to realize that there are some people that *want* their performance sedan to look like a boring Malibu.

And a grille by Cadillac of all people.

Oh! Oh! *raises hand* Mustang!

Having owned a 2007 Avalanche for 10 years and 160k miles I can say it was definitely the most versatile vehicle I have ever owned.  The mid gate was great the hand full of times I needed it.  With the bed covers on that entire 8 ft bed was waterproof as well.  I miss that vehicle and would have been a buyer of a new…

Let’s see what we’ve gotten from Cadillac this year.

Those already exist, they’re called Alfa Romeos.