Hard to get worse

If you’re driving a truck at stock ride height with all emissions equipment intact, you’re fine and no need to apologize.

Theres nothing wrong with driving the vehicle you like. It's popular to hate on trucks, but driving a truck without using the full capacity is no worse than driving a sports car without taking it on the track.

I'd take this over a Gladiator any day 

Sounds like he likes domestics so buy something that’s probably going to appreciate in value. The SS

70K, manual, fun to drive with room for a car seat?

An E60 M5? He said he has $70,000, not $700,000.

Some days just make you want to put the rake in the lake.

It went from off-road respect to the only path it can find is to the mall.  It’s not Pathfinder anymore.  Now it is just Path.

Well go ahead and do an article on the data you wish you had, so you can compare it to the article Jalopnik did on the data they do have, and then we’ll see whose article is better.

You’re right, the C5 hasn’t aged a day.

I assume the Jeep is worth less than your actual deductible...

FTFY

Not sure if large-Acura-emblem joke or hideous-Lexus-front-end joke.

Please, for the love of god, never refer to Bibendum as a “thicc legend” ever again.

“Hey people actually really want this thing! Stick it in the “never build” file with all the others.”

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

Whats the point of seeing if you cant see?

Mr. Diesel had an idea: Why not assign numerical values to every move—head butt, roundhouse kick, body slam—so he could calculate a total and determine if the two men were getting pummeled evenly?

Joule thief!

That’s hover car conversion money, right there.