Going by the ghastly rear end, one might argue that they couldn’t but did anyway.

You’ve heard of Fancy Kristen™. Now, welcome...

Yes, CHEVY wont be bringing anything......

You know, it’s almost like they knew the right thing to do the whole time. They just never did it. They kept showing they knew how to be Cadillac, but in practice, they’d do the opposite.

Nothing can top the C7R’s sound. It’s like the voice of Zeus, if he's yelling in whatever language artillery barrages speak.

Craaaap. I hate how much I don’t hate this. Just put some paint on the bumper and bars and I think i would like it. 

The SS/Malibu swap in CHiPs?

Mazda: “Sure, just make it look worse in nearly every single conceivable way.”

You see Ivan, tire cannot be of flat if it is made of puncture.

Yea, Steam ain’t going anywhere, they have nothing to fear, because I’m not going to start using another fucking platform. I don’t use Steam for any other reason that simple convenience of having most games on there...

As it is I don’t buy games on Steam day 1 practically ever, Steam may not be as hot with the Steam…

Won’t put a dent. You know why? Look at EA’s Origin and Ubisofts UPlay. They’ve had a tonne of time to pull people. And they don’t really. There’s two reasons.

Yay! A digital storefront for every game!

Yup.  I’ve got a 16 Canyon and its probably close to the size of your F150.  

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

When did $kay get a pilot’s license?

1st gear: Either we accept GM will try and run itself like an efficient business, or we accept that one day we will have to bail them out again.

Neutral: Manufacturers have to make money and change with the times, else they will get left behind (see: bankruptcies in 2009). If politicians attempt to force them to continue to make unprofitable/unsalable product, they will not survive. OR, they will survive, but not in the US.

“Back up like a Countach” would be a guaranteed #1 smash hip hop hit. I can already hear it in my head.

I’m just gonna say it: All the snark about these things being mall crawlers is tired.