I’m convinced it’s a Toyota Tundra Crewmax, based on the following details:

At first glance I thought dually, but looking closer at the wheels I’m not so sure it is.

Yeah it looks like it could store at least 20 kilos of ... tools on each side. And the gasket would probably prevent any ... thieves from sniffing out the scent of your ... well used tools. Only five made, and they were called the Ford Escobar Ltd.

No UPS van + Demon drivetrain suggestions?  You could even sleep in said sleeper.

Look at the photo. How many Zonda Rs do you see? One.

Point accepted. Since we’re “Doxx’ing” you guys though, here’s a drone shot through the window of David Tracy’s place...

I don’t know what you’re on about with the Koenigsegg. The CCX is a beautiful car.

THAT’S NOT A BUILD GUY

“This is a perfect world where you can take any body style and put any engine into it.”

Buy a Chevrolet SS

Probably not, but who cares?

I came down here to comment and now I can’t remember why.

Oh cool, a shade of gray called BLACK.

Merg, this was one of the best running gags on Jalop ever. Thanks for the good times. #respect 

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

Wait; so they bought a brand-new Viper, totalled it, then came back and bought another one?

If they could sell consumers on your idea of swapping cars halfway through every drive, they’d finally have a reason to launch new cars three times per day.

Mclaren SUV confirmed.