The i8 got a taste. It needs the starring role.

You had to mention it...

Wow. You're right. I missed that.

...You do realize that the third movie is called The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug , right?

More Lambos?

Not a Beetle guy, but I'll take those wheels.

You can use the 3DS as a controller, too.

The problem is you can't really use it like a real truck. It's too nice.

That means if you buy an Elio, there's a good chance that you'll be moonlighting as a crash test dummy without knowing it, which should be pretty familiar if you drive any car made by GM in the last 20 years.

Hey now, I'm pretty sure I like the GT500KR just because of the reboot. Though KITT is always better as a Trans-Am. Or at least a Camaro.

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