Because if you can spend that much, you probably already own most of those.

I’ve picked up a few BMWs, and subsequently lost many dozens of bucks.

Can we talk about the dedication it took to replace the trunk badge with a fake oversized penny?

I’m still waiting for the day when there’s a follow up to one of these WSIB posts there the guy says, “So I went Jason’s recommendation and bought the 1987 Lancia Beta Zegato for $5,400. I put another $4,800 fixing it up, and it runs great. I love it when people ask me about my ride!”

ENHANCE!

Oh ML, won’t you fight me in my Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Cayennes, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So ML, won’t you fight me in my Mercedes Benz?

I thought I was the only one who loves the look of the 348. It combines the magic Ferrari of my childhood (Testarossa) with the magic Ferrari of my college years (355). It’s perfect.

My lawyer says I’m to stop answering questions like this.

Well, definitely not in a local storage unit out on Hwy 61. Nope, not there.

I cut them up and eat them, like a normal psychopath. /s

I choose to store them in the old cistern in my basement like a normal person.

Balise Lexus, MA: Orange, Nürburgring edition

Inaccurate. This car has front brakes.

What “43" amg is there? The new c43 is not a real amg.

At least mine was made when “AMG” actually meant something.

less than a minute in and it’s ruined!

So the 3.0 I6 that makes 430 hp is labeled the AMG53? Of course it is.

But what’s the good word on that straight-8, tho?

I had a dark green MKIII Wolfsburg edition for my first car. Sunroof, manual transmission, and a heat shield that I busted loose exactly four times rallying the shit out of that car on dirt roads.