I read that as “Rolls-Royce Cunnilingus”. I would buy that.

I don’t even have a Volvo. I just want to rock out.

People just hate people for having nice things. I don’t see anyone getting bent about loud motorcycle or speeding Caravans.

I like to drive halfway up, stop, and see if it can get going again.

Oh, has Will.I.Am taken a position as head of design?

Has Dartz even actually made a vehicle or are they just trolling the entire motor loving internet?

And all of your other needs, in fact.

Wait there is expensive washer fluid?

You not English much due you?

Oh look at this guy. He’s edgy.

I’m brand new to Deadspin and the other comments make me feel pressured into calling Chris a dirtbag. Am I missing something? I won’t call him a dirtbag, but I WILL say that his method is pure genius.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

There was this time I skipped school, as did my best friend Cameron, then we lied about my girlfriend’s grandmother dying to get her out of school. My buddy Cameron’s dad had this Ferrari 250 GT California in the unlocked garage, so we “borrowed” it to drive to downtown Chicago for a day of fun. We left it at a…

Fuck the Beetle - Gimme the MAN for some real fun!

I heard a theory on sports talk this morning that the Ravens are putting up the trial balloon to get all the outrage from Dundalk and such out of the way and inoculate them should Flacco be hurt for more than a week and they actually need to, you know, go and sign him.

The color combination and interior of that B7 is absolutely stunning...that alone is worth the money.

That’s more credibility than a rich dude who likes to buy Porsches.

And Col. Sharp from Armageddon

All I’ll ever see him as is Special Agent Alex Mahone from Prison Break. Love that mofo...

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.