The glasses and light reflection makes him look like he’s got some Steve Buscemi eyes.

>”claimed to have been restored”

It always makes me laugh how strongly England holds on to its silly and pompous idea that they are so classy and formal.

Apparently there are no problems with a baggy 80s patchwork technicolor jacket.

I’m really not a small displacement high revving guy, but I clicked play (and anticipated on smashing that like button!!!) to listen to some engine screaming their hearts out and was left with a guy talking about specs on a list they came up with.

This was solved a long time ago

Sadly their lives sound more exciting than mine.

Only a Sith deals in extremes.......

Italian cars do not suck. Most of these issues are completely overblown. German cars have issues like these all the time but you never hear about it because it doesn’t align with the stereotype.

Meanwhile a middle aged, mid-level manager leaves work for the day. He likes sports cars and Top Gear and books about war. He watches “the game” with friends every Sunday. He plays golf in the summer. He’s no where near as good as he thinks, but he’s better than Jim down in processing. He knows a thing or two…

Fixed it for you:

Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

I get it, and I’d never implore someone to buy a boring car, but I don’t think any $50,000-$90,000 new luxury car has any business being this problematic in 2017. Especially when the bar is higher because everyone in this country remembers your “comeback brand” as being a piece of shit!

Fortunately, the world is not divided into just those two options. Or at least I tell myself that while I drive my Hyundai.

You might mean “grisly” here, unless he drives near a bear den.

The guy in the raucous AMG, who will never experience the sound of the “blub” coming from the water cooler at the Alfa dealership while waiting for a lifeless car to be resuscitated again.

  Somehow I keep forgetting that there are literally only two cars in the world you can buy, a Giulia and a Camry. You’re better than this, Graverobber! But judging by half the... things you post on NP or CP, I think maybe you’re a masochist.

l’d like to hear more about the meatloaf before making my final decision.

Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

Or the eventual breakdown that leads to your grizzly death

“90% of all British Leyland cars are on the road today. The other 10% made it home.”