If there was a car Hitler he was probably a 30's Mercedes Benz, in black. With the Nazi flags on the fenders.

May he ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

Ball glove seats for the win.

I think you need to consider the look of the doughnut car from the perspective of another driver or pedestrian.

Why dispense cigarettes when you can dispense dogs.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

Officer: Sir, are you able to do your patented fist pump?

Officer: Where you coming from?

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

Fake Video, we all know domestic vehicles can’t make over 100k. /s

I was expecting this song to be on the truck’s radio.

At what point would this become a possible medical emergency and the paramedics be called? Everything I’ve read paints a scene out of Weekend at Bernie’s with them propping him up to do certain tasks and him failing miserably.

Good god. Opposite sides of the country sounds more like Xanax than vicodin.

The trick is to drink a little bit everyday. Even if you don’t want to or your wife starts to cry.

I blackout about once or twice every two years (is that bad?) but I have never been so fucked up that I thought I was on a different coast. Does this guy have to be the best at everything?

Wow 130k is cheap?? 4,500 to me is pretty darn expensive

Countache is the car of the Douche.

What racing series is equivelent to F1?

Rossi, back marker in F1, won Indy 500 in his rookie year.