I’m not even sure I’ll watch this video, I can’t be the only one who is bored of watching onboard footage of a car I’ll never likely see on the road, never mind own.

My mom does this all the time. I’ll give my phone to her and she swipes through. Jokes on her though, all I take pictures of is my kids, food, and landscapes.

I’m just gonna leave this here, so that people can remember just how epic the Zonda R was, and that it too is a non-street legal race car. And supposedly, “supposedly” the Zonda Revolucion did it in 6:30.

I suppose the McLaren P1 LM is a production car, but come on man....really? Saying that’s a “production car” is like catogorizing Dom Pérignon as a carbonated beverage.

I know exactly which Cadillac he was sitting in when he imagined it, too: a ‘74 Fleetwood Sixty Special Brougham Talisman.

...and I don’t need help selling.

Two owner. Clean planefax.

Ran when parked

we have a wiener!

Jason, it DOES work! Every 911 I photograph comes up as a Volkswagen Beetle!

$120K for an M3.

Deckard’s statement can also mean “Something old and in good shape can be valuable.”

I’m nearly 50 and doing okay and you just hurt my feelings.

Manners! They’re prostitutes when they’re in the car. They’re hookers when they’re dead in the trunk.

You wear the tweed, I’ll rock the jumper. Plenty of room in the back for the hookers and blow.

Wow. The second I saw that interior I got the strongest urge to put on a jumpsuit and start doing lines of cocaine.

Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!

Then I remember I’m a poor.

They probably slammed it into park in one of the 14 shifts.

Oh please. BC needs to wreck a car that Jalopnik actually cares about.