Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.

Hopefully, Michael and Amber remained united through this ordeal.

Don’t make me break my branch off in yo’ ass.

Those are the best! Woman brings 3 dudes in for paternity testing. NONE of them are the dad. High fives all around!

Round Lake Park, IL. 1992. A Geo Tracker and 4 rednecks, fueled by an Old Style 30 pack, run into the street to stop traffic; traffic being only me. Supervisor redneck gives the signal (raised Old Style can) and yells “HIT IT”. A Geo Tracker, tied to a 30 foot tall Norway pine via a piece of yellow nylon cord sprints…

Is it just me or does the preview of that video not match the video at all, except for being a stupid attempt to pull a tree?

reminds me of the instructions on how to pull up Yucca plant.

Giving tree has zero fucks left to give.

There’s nobody in the car.

The goalkeeper couldn’t have stopped that shot if he had arms like Manute Bol.

Nothing like “hey I want to see you this weekend, can you [drive 30 minutes to] pick me up so we can [drive 45 minutes to] go do something near you, after which you can drive me [45 more minutes, but now there’s traffic, somehow so it’s more like an hour to get to my] home where you’ll say good night [and then drive…

No car at all.

Hey, if you finance it over 10 years, the numbers seem doable!

...yet how much energy is used by the petroleum sector to create gasoline, also to transport all that oil to facilities....hint a lot. It still is far more energy efficient than all the resources into ICE. That gas doesn’t grow on trees.

I see you have an 85D. Had you sprang for the 100D, they would have aligned it a little better.

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I could have made this post “What Audi were you happy to be done with”

So what if I am a guy who used his 3D printer to create a 94’ Cherokee with 4 speed so I could post bail and grab a 7lb. lobster lunch with my pet gerbil who is a plumbing insulator on the side and drives an E96 M3.