It’s not really about making money. Artists usually don’t own the rights to their own recordings, the labels do. Swift is a big proponent of artists owning their own music, and since Scooter Braun won’t sell her music back to her, this is her way of reclaiming them. It’s amusingly petty, but also genuinely paradigm…

However, him thinking that “Alien” and “Blade Runner” are superhero movies rebuts the hell out of it.

So glad to see an actress resisting the industry pressures to keep working, and instead rely on medical wisdom to care for her body. Now to take a gigantic sip of coffee as I google this rising star

Well it hadn’t occurred to me before, but now I’m wondering if I’m starring in a Cloverfield movie without realizing it.

What If... John Lennon saved Iron Man?

I’m sick of hearing about why the Beatles broke up - why haven't they announced a reunion tour? 

The Dirtmeister, makin’ corrections! 

I think it also bears mentioning that the basic laws of reality can differ dramatically from one Marvel universe to another; including some that explicitly run on cartoon logic. It isn’t a stretch at all to suggest that “the stones don’t work in this universe” would apply in some cases, but not others.

That’s what my parole officer says.

Everyday I wake up, and all the problems that I was trying to avoid by going to sleep the night before are still there. In fact, some of them have gotten worse to varying degrees! Why can’t I just have standalone days, that don’t have any connection to the larger Yellowfoot Universe?

I wish he had slowed it down and hired a breathy vocalist to sing it all creepylike. You know, to innovate.

Listen here Jack, he might be a shit critic and writer, but at least he doesn’t do any research before blasting a hot take.

Only twice. In the Marvel Universe, that makes him a slacker.

Managers and agents have to give intentionally bad advice so the stars can seem like they triumphed over adversity later. It’s a difficult sacrifice but it’s part of the job. 

Hey - re-imagining Vision’s comic look as a drug-store Halloween Luchador costume was inspired. 

I'd be searching the house to make sure Christine was ok.

Weird to criticize how the media diminishes what Jolie wants to talk about by posting an article that diminishes what Jolie wants to talk about.

Waiting to see if his defense is, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, while she may have been twelve at the time, we seek to prove that she ached just like a woman, yes she did, she took just like a woman, yes she did, and she made love just like a woman, but she-actually, I’d like to withdraw my statement.”

Sinatra was 73 years old when Die Hard came out. But I bet you they still would have cast Bonnie Bedelia as his wife.

Eh, it could be fun as fuck if they lean into the weirdness.