You’ll never get close enough. I recommend finding yourself a Phantasm ball. Although I don't know what it'll suck out - sawdust and old newspapers, probably. 

Yeah he should have appealed to Mister Tik Tok or the Instagram

I had not trouble abstaining from sex as a teenager, no matter how hard I tried to not abstain. 

Counterpoint: maybe Furiousa would have just embraced a whole different vibe

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia demonstrates that you can make Blazing Saddles today. It even operates on the same principle as Blazing Saddles. You can get away with a lot of transgressive jokes so long as the objective is to mock terrible people.

This happened at the post office in Lake Forest, CA(Southern Orange County). It made absolutely no sense, but seeing that it’s happening in other cities... What the fuck. It’s absolutely being done to lessen the amount of votes being sent in.

Both.

In Scranton PA I was born and raised

The last successful VP run was HW Bush in 1998, and he lasted one term.

Idea: Call your old relatives and say, “Did you get the card I sent you in the mail?” They’ll say no, cause you didn’t actually send one. Then tell them, “Oh man, I guess since Trump defunded the post office I can’t send you those cards you like getting. Maybe you should, I don’t know, call your representatives and…

“According to the synopsis, the series follows Stanley after he is called to Los Angeles to help his favorite, recently widowed nephew with his children.”

I’d write hundreds of tweets to cover a wide range of situations, and have someone post them for a year to make it seem like I’m not dead.

I hope that upon my death all of my social media accounts will be used to educate people about exciting opportunities to earn up to $11,756 dollars a month working from home.

Amen. I actually did some research a couple weeks ago because some jerk on Quora was getting testy about Leia surviving being spaced: In laboratory tests with animals & on-the-job accidents with human astronauts, all subjects exposed to space for less than 2 minutes made full recoveries; the only deaths or lasting…

Yep, changed. Must have had Joan Collins on the brain again per usual. Thank you!

Easy to remember.  One was mocked for being vapid and the other was the arch enemy of Joni Mitchell. 

“Plus, no mention of those worrying blood tests; guess they were only a temporary problem."

A living likable boyfriend.

Even Deke stranded in yet another universe and even further in the past got to be not only music god but also Director of SHIELD.

This is a minor nit, but the character of Tommy Johnson was based more directly on the real blues musician named Tommy Johnson who preceded (the unrelated) Robert Johnson, and to whom the myth about selling his soul to the devil was first associated.  It doesn’t matter much because in the movie, Tommy plays the songs…