Update - I read the article, and she completely ignores that. She makes a ton of great points, but that point keeps gnawing at me. How do we help unite America and reduce racism by doing this? I think that if you start paying college athletes what they are worth, the majority of the money flows to black athletes. It…

Without reading Hill’s article (which I will), my gut reaction to the argument is “sure, that sounds good. But, um, doesn’t that kind of hurt diversity on large campuses?” God knows we don’t want more Donald Trumps running around the world because they never spent years getting to know and befriend members of the…

No, he doesn’t kiss titties. He loves to kiss tittiess, remember? Fuck’s sake, get it right.  

That’s the common-sense rule that we see in play in just about every game, of course. I was just baffled how this one was actually a fair ball, considering that it landed squarely in foul territory. I never knew that a ball that rolled back from foul to fair was a fair ball, provided that it was never touched. Pretty…

Fascinating. I had no clue.

I’ve been watching baseball for the better part of 30 years, and I legitimately had no idea that this was a legal hit. If the ball starts in foul territory, but comes back across the line, it’s a fair ball????

That was a bizarre play. The Brewers announcers were talking about how former Brewers (and LOLMets) outfielder Mike Cameron (I think it was him, anyways) always called the Miller Park warning track a “5-stepper.” Apparently, it’s one of the wider tracks in all of MLB, which struck me as odd. I understand (though don’t…

“Robbie Gould, who was the league’s best kicker a year ago.”

I have a serious question. Does anyone actually LIKE Adam Schefter? I mean, why the fuck does ESPN pay him at all? He seems like a real dick.

I do BOTH! If I’m wearing plain old boxers, I just pull it out and let it fly. If I’m in boxer-briefs, I don’t have time to futz around and look for the dickhole, so I just pull it out the top. For some reason, though, the “over the top” method requires extra shakes when I’m done, or else I get piss all over the…

Mallards games are awesome! I can take my 6 year old, and there’s enough stuff to do there where she doesn’t get bored by the 5th inning and want to leave. The only Brewers games she will go to are Sundays when she can run the bases afterwards. If it wasn’t for that, she’d hate it. 

Mrs. Fellows, I’m so very sorry for what you have to go through every day. Your husband, his friends, those that played before him and those that played after him all deserve so much better. But thank you so much for sharing this story with the world. I hope that it helps bring even more awareness and shines a…

The only redeeming quality in that game (and in the case of most preseason games) was Kevin Harlan. Somehow, he was always right when he said what yardline the ball was on. I watched most of that shitshow, and every time he called it out, I still had to take a breath to make sure he was right. It’s like he never…

“So you’re saying there’s a chance for 2020?”

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Mitch Trubisky was in the Pro Bowl???? Are you sure???????????? That does not sound right. That can’t be right. That fucking guy? The PRO BOWL???? 

To be fair to Andrew, nobody ever says that they’re FROM Carolina, but I feel like there’s a song about going TO Carolina. Get your shit straight, man. 

Hopefully yes, if it was a Prius.

The most shocking thing about this is that Nick Saban used to coach this team. Nick Saban?? Hasn’t he been in Alabama since the stone age??? What in the hell? 

Never too soon! Yours is much more current. I think I aged myself with Jet Blue.

To be fair, Stephen Ross probably does want to give the appearance of supporting race relations, because 90% of his football team is probably black athletes. And of course, as an obscenely wealthy white man, he ALSO wants to maintain the status quo of fucking over the poor and the rest of the minorities that don’t…