Even better is if they roshambo during every media timeout.

Gaaaaaaah, I’m so mad about Nelson. The guy is finally throwing a baseball again, and the Counsell/Stearns brain trust goes on the record stating that the starting rotation right now is doing a great job, so there’s no rush. The hell?? Outside of Zach Davies and Brandon Woodruff, everybody in the starting 5 is…

Every fucking time that the Milwaukee Brewers run out goddamn Alex Claudio in the 7th inning of a tie game, I cry.

You know what else this guy is good at? Being a douche. He purposely crowds the plate and then makes zero effort to move out of the way from inside pitches. Yet umps keep giving him first base, instead of calling him out on the bullshit.

“They tested my progress frequently, and I fiercely attempted to WIN those tests, both to impress myself and to get an early discharge. I don’t remember this, but soon after coming out of my coma I was given a cognitive test in the ICU where they asked me to count down from 10. Then I had to close my eyes and touch my…

Holy shit, Ryan Braun could have gotten away with the whole “I don’t know what the drug tester did” defense.

Well, then Diana clearly MUST change the headline, because you strenuously object.

Serious question (on Deadspin, no less!) - The video evidence is thrown out in the case, and I understand the ruling. But does the ruling pretty much guarantee that the state can’t win their case? Or are the officers allowed to get on the stand and describe what they witnessed?

I don’t know why anyone would expect Tiger Woods to speak out against Trump. Tiger is almost a black version of Trump, without spewing racist bullshit. They both view women as sexual objects that they can purchase at their leisure. They both spend the same amount of time on a golf course. They both have more money…

I mean, the only one of those shows that actually made for good TV was Cool Kids. Lethal Weapon has been doomed for a year. Empire went about 4 seasons too many. Proven Innocent was a snore, and I think that I laughed out loud zero times during the half-dozen episodes of Rel that I sampled. Fox doesn’t have a…

Offsides?? Fuck that noise. This is too many men on the ice, a 2 minute penalty. So THERE! 

This is under-starred for both the relevance and humor that it brings to the table .

He is 100% the doppleganger for my older cousin. I’m 37.

“Lucky for him, White Sox first baseman José Abreu was unable to make the catch and let the ball get by him, making Devers was safe. At that point, Devers decided to go for while Abreu chased after the ball.”

Came here to say that  Machado runs away from Blooper faster than he runs down the first baseline. I like yours better.

Seriously, what the fuck is with everyone’s name having some variation of “aiden” in it????? Aiden, Ayden, Brayden, Cayden, Grayden, Graydon, Hayden, Jaden, Jadon, Jayden, Kaden, Kaiden. Christ, people, get it together. Those names all suck.

“Where was THAT during the second half of last year, you piece of shit?”

Tom, you’ve got this all wrong. He’s sitting right next to Tommy LaSorda, obviously. This was all planned. Instead of shilling for Slim Fast, he wants to put more butts in the seats at baseball games and promote healthier eating all at once!

Haha. I do remember it. It was decidedly not awesome. However, I never had anything against that Phillies team. Just making the damn playoffs that season was a dream come true, considering that the last playoff season for Milwaukee occurred when I was 10 months old. Watching the Brewers make it was awesome, and Shane…

Don’t I know it! I’ve lived here my entire life, and loving the Brewers has been simultaneously one of the highlights and lowlights of my sports fandom.