Yeah, Drew, I really can’t believe you left Bob Uecker off of the list. He’s a national treasure, goddammit.

Unapologetic Brewers homer here.

This season has been so fucked up, but in a good way for the Brewers. Depth has already been pushed to the brink so far this year, and the team keeps finding ways to win. Yesterday, they won because of this ridiculous catch, and solo home-runs from Travis Shaw, Brad Miller and Nate Orf. If you don’t know who two of…

Dennis, your co-workers are wrong and they should feel bad. I’m with you, man. “Two beers and then a burger” implies that there were 2 ordering actions. The first action was to order two beers, and then the second action was to order one burger.

The most impressive part of this entire story is that Lorenzo Cain said that he’d practiced this play before. As a member of a big league club. Coached by Ned Yost.

Cleaning toilets is one of the chores that got put on my list when my wife and I got married, and sure as shit, that’s the same day I started sitting down to pee.

They asked him about this after the game, and he said that he thought that he heard someone yell “STEP OFF” when he went to start his motion.

I came here to shit all over your idea, because the show is trash. But you suggested bringing back Donna, so all is forgiven. I didn’t watch a single episode of season 2, and I think that I’m better for it.

If Brooklyn 99 got the boot and this show was allowed to continue, I’d forever lose faith in America. Thankfully, B99 isn’t dead anymore. This one should stay dead.

“Samer, if you admit that calling ICE could have ruined their lives, you too must agree that these folks are clearly illegal and must be deported. Leave this dude alone!”

“This is not the proper technique for showing up a hitter.”

And another thing...Gwyneth Paltrow would be infinitely worse if she was cast in Titanic. If anything else, passing her up for that role only helped us all by delaying her arrival on the scene of people who should be punched in the vagina.

First of all, the stupid password change situation is easily solved by cussing at your computer. When I have to change my password every few weeks, it becomes an iteration of Fucky0u! or Eatsh!t, etc. Cathartic release of anger directed at a stupid requirement.

Yanny. There is no other answer, Patrick. You are wrong.

#ThatsCub

What the hell??????? Brooklyn is one of the best comedies on television. It’s almost like Fox is owned by some complete douche nozzle who doesn’t like comedy. Oh, wait....

I support Nigel’s position, but this becomes a logistical problem when it comes time to pay Uncle Sam. There are lots of substantial tax laws that would need to be considered before you open this door. If individual boosters are giving money direct to players, are we treating this the same way that we would treat a…

It’s been really interesting to watch how Hader has been used this season. When Knebel went down, I think that most people who follow the Brewers (myself included) thought that Hader was the easy and obvious choice to be anointed the replacement closer. Counsell said he wanted to pick his spots to insert Hader into…

“Next time up, this kid is wearing one between the eyes.”

What I’m really concerned with here is what Hamilton Nolan has to say about any of this. Oh wait, no. No, I’m not concerned about what he has to say about this.