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Nice fucking tip, Schefter. And to think you rely on tips to do your job. Asshole!

Jesus...3 of the 4 pitches in that SC tweet...Right in the zone, unhittable locations. How the hell???

Am I the only person on Earth whose life goal is to kick Schefter right in the dick and balls? Just one time.

This is the only correct take, and I cannot believe that Drew went with the Browns. I’m a fan of football, baseball and hockey, so I feel somewhat objective in saying this. As you said, hockey and basketball games are the fastest games in terms of time. If you’re stuck watching a shitty team, you want the pain to be

My wife and I argue about Kleenex. Not whether or not “Kleenex” is the name of a tissue or not. But whether or not Kleenex can be re-used. And shockingly, I represent the opinion that Kleenex are one-use and dispose. As a man, I feel like I should support gross habits. But nope, I’m firmly on the side of use it and

The most shocking part of this story is that there is such a thing as a super-rich old white dude who doesn’t like Trump.

Is anyone else surprised that 2 of the pictures of whining managers included Mike Matheny? No? Me neither.

I think that the MLB is the only sport where the draft doesn’t really do you much good. The Marlins are SO BAD that the draft isn’t going to save the franchise. One good pick in 2018 might see an MLB stadium in what, 3 years? 4 years? And let’s say that the pick is a robot named Shohei Ohtani. Said robot hits a home

Jeets is human garbage, without a doubt. And I feel extremely, extremely dirty (Jeets, send me a damn gift basket, would you?) saying this, but part of me sort of, partially agrees with him on this topic. Sort of. The Miami Marlins are not “tanking.” Tanking in sports requires a desire to improve a ballclub by means

I feel like this is a good place to share this fun story. I’m close friends with some people who live in Northbrook, Illinois. One of them says that she went to the local grocery store one day, only to find a really expensive car parked in the closest handicap spot to the store.

I guess the answer really depends on how many more pornstars come out of the woodwork that say that they fucked the President.

Wait a second. You mean to tell me that the CURRENT interim president tried to buy the silence of a victim? I thought MSU cleaned house and got rid of everybody who was anywhere near this? How does this clown still have a job????? He better get his ass fired this afternoon.

You know, Monique, you could have just stopped your list after “Donald Trump as president of the United States, another nuclear war, self-driving cars and Taylor Swift.” The end. No need to elaborate further. The world would be better without Taylor Swift.

“Just “a typical Chicago Cubs busy night.”” is our Midwestern, passive-aggressive way of saying that Cubs fans are fucking assholes, who come up here and behave like themselves. I’ll say it.

HA! Thanks.

I think I need a new doctor. I used to see a guy, and for the prostate exam, you know, he grabbed my balls and made me turn my head and cough. Started seeing a female doctor, and her version of the prostrate exam was to have me lie down, where she (unexpectedly!) pushed down on an area near my pelvis, and just

To this day, my working theory is that 85% of these stories are made up. Don’t get me wrong, most of them still make me laugh, but I’m not right in the head.

What the hell?? I’m also from Wisconsin, and I don’t know what the hell the two of you are talking about. I’ve never seen a dryer on the left before. That sounds like some bullshit that Iowans would have started.

Hannah, stop shitting on my childhood!!!!

But where is “Getting hit by a car” ranked????? This list is incomplete. It’s also missing “Rookie of the Year” and “For Love of the Game”, so I’m not sure your judgment can be trusted.