As a lifelong fan of the Milwaukee Brewers, I can say with all sincerity and honesty that Fowler’s hit had far less to do with his positive thinking than it did with having to face the Milwaukee Brewers.

I’m not one to shit on an old lady’s hot takes, but I’m just going to stick with the theory that the NBA is boring.

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

I’m sure that this has been said already, but my first reaction to this was “holy fuck, where did that lady come from?”

This comment is criminally under-starred. I enjoyed the first one, but yours made me laugh harder.

The Brewers are a really interesting case study this year. They went bonkers on Outfielders, when OF was realistically a position that they did not need depth added.

God, I fucking hope so. Then I realized that this means that we’re now focusing our efforts on a guy who got traded out of Cleveland, and I just want to burn it all to the ground. He was traded out of CLEVELAND! How good can he possibly be?

Don’t you mean Dennis Rodman? Ha!

I don’t know, I’m really, really, really on the fence about this topic. I went to the 2006 Men’s NCAA Regional Final between UW and Cornell, and holy fuck, let me tell you that game was CRAZY. There comes a point during an endless parade of overtimes that you just want the game to just be over already.

I think that if you’re going to get people to pay attention, there needs to be a bigger push to get these games televised.

Troy Aikman objects to this article.

In all seriousness, this is probably the best synopsis of the league’s future that I’ve seen written. I feel like we all WANT to stop supporting the league for various reasons, but that something within ourselves keeps us from pulling away completely.

This is a good article, of course, but I think that another big piece of it is that generally speaking, all of the good quarterbacks are going to continue to earn the “highest paid player ever” label with each successive contract renewal.

How is Stan Kroenke not on the list of worst NFL owners? I fucking hate Saint Louis, hate California, and hate the Rams, but even I know that Kroenke is a cock.

Dammit, Magary. I know that you don’t read my personal facebook page, but I’m launching a copyright suit against you. A week or so ago, I suggested to my 18 followers that Trump and Kim-Jong should duke it out in a cage fight to the death. Charge $50 bucks pay-per-view, but nobody keeps the proceeds. They are all…

I say this not because I enjoy telling you when you’re wrong (which I do enjoy), but because I feel like this should be common sense. Most times, I doubt that people spend more than a second giving the sun a quick glance. Today, however, people will try spending full minutes staring up at the sun, uninterrupted. To…

Can we talk about the dude in the front with the rolled dad jeans?

This is good, of course, but if you want some idiocy, I’d encourage you to go back to the Brewers/Rockies game on Friday night, when an entire team of umpires AND THE BATTER had no idea how many balls had to be thrown before you got first base for free. They actually had go to replay review. Also, I’m gonna feel…

So what you’re saying is that no batter has ever hit a homerun in batting practice? Uhhhhhh......

The key factor here is that you get to try “until you get tired.” I’m gonna get tired way faster trying to dunk than I am swinging a baseball bat. One involves running, one does not.