I recognize that the NBA and college games have different rules, but I feel like a lot of this same shit was happening during this year’s NCAA tournament, and it was fucking ridiculous. No offensive player should be allowed to willingly leap into the arms of a defender and get rewarded with free throws.

Holy fuck, this actually works???? I gotta go to more empty stadiums, now. This is going to be my new favorite pastime.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that the only Title IX aspect to this is whether or not the women have an equal number of varsity sports compared to the men. I thought I read initially that UND had one more women’s sport than men’s sport, so the cancellation of hockey just evened it out.

Like myself, I’m sure that the UND administrators simply forgot that North Dakota had internet access.

As a Wisconsin kid, I never have a rooted interest in the NHL playoffs. As a Wisconsin kid whose best friends are all from Chicago, I enjoyed this very much. I’m an asshole, and I don’t care.

I’m authorized by David Stearns to make this proposal to the Giants: The Brewers will trade you straight up Eric Thames for Madison Bumgarner. We need pitchers, you need offense. Do it!

This has to be awfully close to the pinnacle of #firstworldproblems.

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

I don’t know why, but your story wins in my book. Maybe it was the being baked part. Or the trademark.

Ohhhh man, do I have one for you. I haven’t seen it yet, but my kid is obsessed with a CD of music from Disney movies. There’s a pretty good ballad from “Tangled” which hit me with all of the feels.

I will never forget the first time I felt like I knew some street lingo. My parents were looking for a new car, and the salesman took us past this dark green car that almost looked like it had gold sparkles in the paint. Gross. The salesman looks at the car, and says, “Damn, I don’t know why we have this car. That car…

This is the best take.

I imagine that all 362 fans in attendance for the first Oakland game of the 2017 season will make their displeasure known.

Per the clowns out in Bristol, Thames is the first player since Geoff Jenkins (oddly enough, another Brewer) to crush at least one big dinger in every game of a 4 game set at Great American Ballpark. So, what I’m saying is...This guy? He’s good.

I don’t really feel like I’m against paying the players, but I feel like there’s a side-issue that needs to be addressed before we pay the players. That issue is admissions standards. I…

I think it affects people because most people are not open about their shameless bandwagoning. It’s perfectly fine to do it, but super-annoying if you act like you’re not. If that makes any sense at all. Most of the bandwagoners pretend like they’ve been suffering for year after year after year, and “I can’t believe…

As “America’s Pastime,” fans of baseball generally know a little bit about the history of their favorite teams. I’m 35 years old, hated the Cubs long before it was cool, and I know more of their history than a lot of the people running around Chicago with World Championship Cubs gear on. Generally speaking, I find the…

Or the 200,000 “Bryant” jerseys that mysteriously appeared in the city, worn by people who don’t know the name Ernie Banks. God, I hate the fucking Cubs, and I have a better knowledge of their history than most Cub “fans” these days.

You bring up an interesting point, but I do think that there is a distinct difference between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Minnesota Vikings. In name, I think that they are trying to be respectful. Uniform and merchandise-wise, however, are two totally different things. The Vikings logo uses horns as a logo. The…

Wow, Troy Tulowitzki’s toddler Taz truly takes things to the top tier!!