You know who wins when Cubs fans and Cardinals fans have a pissing contest with one another? America, that’s who!

Don’t take this the wrong way. But, uh....No shit? You don’t say!

You stated this much more eloquently than I have been able to thus far today. So far today, I’ve just managed to mumble a lot of different variations of the word “fuck.”

Too soon.... *Sigh*

Dammit....I made a similar comment re: the Brewers.

BREAKING: The reported “dumpster fire” at Miller Park was just the first week of the Milwaukee Brewers’ 2017 Season. All clear for stadium personnel to return to their offices. EDIT: ManWithOneChopstick posted photographic proof above, citing a different stadium fire. Joke copyright is still his.

“The dumbing down of America” isn’t just our nation’s political motto, anymore. Thanks, Trump!

“You think that was bad? Hold my beer” - 2017 Milwaukee Brewers

Eric Thames is one of the very, very, very few reasons I have to even watch any of the goddamn Brewers games this year. Fuck, this team is going to be bad again. Rebuilding sucks. Junior Guerra gets hurt in the first game of the season, we still pay Matt Garza $12 million per year which works out to about a million…

Jesus, not only does he look like he’s 13, but he’s a DEFENSEMAN??? What the hell?? He’s got the body-type of a center or a winger that doesn’t ever intentionally check anybody!

This is the most Florida thing that has ever happened.

I certainly don’t know. I’m no expert. I would speculate that TV ratings are a lot higher for the men’s team, as well. Just another factor working against the women.

For sure. I have no objections to how a team owner values his players. Pay them what they are worth, that’s awesome. I just struggle with the whole “equal pay” concept in sports, because I feel like women’s sports and men’s sports bring different things to the table. They (women) are doing an equal amount of work to…

Yeah, I understand the economics of it. It’s just sad. I live in Madison, and I’ve been to a few UW Women’s hockey games, and TBH, sometimes they are even more fun than the men’s games.

Similarly, I was saddened to learn of the cancellation of the women’s hockey program at UND. I know that college and the professional leagues are obviously different animals, but if an athletic team can’t pull in enough revenue to cover operating costs, it makes no business sense to keep the programs running. Are…

I really struggle with this issue, and I can’t come up with a good answer. I’m happy that the Women’s team gets better accommodations than they’ve had in the past. I’m glad that they get more support for starting or expanding families. I believe in equal pay for equal work in the corporate world. I just have a hard…

You’re not wrong about the fines, but the players totally “enforce” the “unwritten rules.” Flip your bat? Fastball to the chest in your next at bat. Get excited about a big hit? Brian McCann punches you in the face.

Hamilton? Is that you?? With a burner???

I agreed with everything you wrote, until you said that the MLB celebrates star power. Uhhhh.....Are you sure? The St. Louis Cardinals would like to have a word with you.

I mean, the entire country already hates him, he’s vastly under-qualified for any job involving public relations, and he’s a rich asshole. Clearly, he will become President in 2020. The only thing missing is Tom Brady’s endorsement!! You think he can pick that up in the next 3 years?