Holy fuck, I knew there was a group missing from this list. Easily in the top 5.

You're doing God's work today, my friend. However, cyclists and runners are ranked far too low. They both use the word "avid" too much, and I want to punch them in their groins. Rankings aside, the descriptions for both are A-plus work.

Dayna, I appreciate your efforts. Reggie White, however, is a Packer. And we don’t share well with others.

As a Brewers fan, I'll always remember him as the awesome guy who helped rebuild a shitty franchise into relevance again. You know, before they fell back into being a shitty franchise with no relevance. Thanks, Prince!!

Well, clearly I’m a deranged monster. It’s all a matter of logistics, man. I piss, flush, zip, and then clean the toilet. If I wiped the toilet rim with TP, and put it in the toilet, that would require a second flush. And that’s just wasteful. So, I’d want to put the TP in the trash.

Dammit, Liam. Wipe away with your sock, brother. In my house, one of the jobs I was designated (goddamn women’s equality! Also, I’m just kidding...) was that I get to clean the toilets once a week. You know what other job I have? Emptying the trash.

One time, a commenter on this website asked me if I believed everything I read on the internet about Patriots fans. Where is that fucker today? I'd just permanently attach this link for him.

Cool, thanks!

Yeah, meal cost was going to be my next big question. I’ve read (was it in this article?) that if you don’t stay on property, you can’t even purchase the meal plans. But if we are free to leave the property at any time, maybe that’s not a big deal for us. We’re also going in June (my friends are seriously braindead, I…

Does anyone have any advice regarding staying off-property and getting a rental car? My thinking is that off-property hotels can be found for 50% of the cost of even the cheap Disney rooms. But how big is the hassle to drive in and out of the park each day? Everybody says to avoid the off-property hotel shuttle…

Christ, I'm 35 years old and I don't have the patience for a 6 hour baseball game. You know they stop selling beer in the 7th, right??? How did that kid survive 6 hours, and not drive his parents insane??

God damn this guy. Can you start a fundraiser? Let's raise money to let people (me) punch him in the dick. I'll donate $1 to AMVETS.org for every minute he spends on the ground crying.

I said it yesterday, and I’ll say it again today. I really, really, really want to punch this guy in the dick as hard as I can. Just one time. I appreciate that you took the time to read, post and reply to his e-mail(s), but I’m not any more sympathetic to him than I was 24 hours ago.

I asked this once to Drew in a Funbag, but he didn't care. What is the appropriate punishment for someone that uses the (one and only!!) communal microwave to heat a frozen dinner during peak lunch hours?? I'm talking literal microwave-hogging for 10 minutes at goddamn noon.

Is Magary out this week, or what? I cannot live without the Funbag. I schedule my week around it. Or something. I'm just off this week, man...Something isn't right.

I'm not as qualified as AH, because I only hold a BS in Meteorology (hahahaha....I'll leave the low-hanging fruits for all of you), but a 90 degree forecast is utterly useless, totally pointless, and a waste of everyone's time. Fucking Accuweather. How many times have you heard a Metorologist say, "well, one computer…

God, I want to punch this guy in the dick. Just once, as hard as I can. Seriously, though, how the fuck is he always in exactly the right place? The McCann HR and the Gregorious HR were hit 2 very different distances, and yet there he is, right there to snag it. What kind of bullshit scam is he running, anyways??

I mean, obviously I’d love to do this as often as I possibly can. But here’s the thing with me...I’m sitting here at my desk, reading this article. By the end of your first paragraph, I’m already weak in the knees and light-headed. I have a MAJOR needle phobia. I pass out when I have a syringe-full of my blood taken…

I would support this wholeheartedly.

Well, at some point, doesn't politically wise have to take a back seat to doing what's good for the country? Cameron already stepped down, right? What else can they change to appease the "leave" voters? I mean, at this point, can't they just say "thanks for the input, we're not going to do that"? I don't pretend to…