You and humpy dance should hang out. Sounds like you two really have it together. A little alcohol poisoning before the roast should improve OUR outlook. You most likely don't get the joke so feel free to rain insults upon me. I assure you that my feelings will be very hurt. BTW I bet you squat to pee.

YOU, should definitely light up. It would improve the US (that’s United States) immensely (translation for you. Immensely means “way more”. I guess I should not have bothered looking here for some constructive or even relevant conversation.