ABC let Stephen King make a 273 minute version.

I love the smell of chocolate in the morning. It smells like … victory.

"Not even getting into Fey's problematic racial issues cropping up (hey, who could we have as incompetent prosecutors? I know! The ones that didn't lock up that famous Black guy!)"

"Racist" and "racially insensitive" are two completely different things, and you're simply supporting Tina Fey's point by using them interchangeably.

"I got pulled into Jane the Virgin"

Write it in Fortran instead. Have you every heard of malware written in Fortran?

I made a web browser once. Out of a larger browser.

I'm just wondering why he's taken so much time signing the Executive Order ordering ISIS to disband. Does the come after the one ordering Mexico to pay for the wall?

And East Enders.

"Firefly"? What's that? And what's this "Netflix" you speak of?

"involving the Navy and Marines"

Me too! And "Persian" and "Parisian". Man, was I confused about the plot description of "Not Without My Daughter".

Seeing as how they are not, in fact, identical, that would be a rather silly thing to do. Ever heard of "begging the question"? Do you really not understand that when someone claims that one of your statements is false, it is not a legitimate response to say "Explain how it is false, given that it is true"?

I got the point just fine. Besides not understanding the concept of "rate", you apparently are also fuzzy on the difference between "pointed out was full of crap" and "didn't get". Black people commit homicide at about four times the rate as white people. So it is not, in fact, true that the rate of black on black…

But Creeping Death is totally pro-Jehovah wiping out all non-Hebrew first born sons, right? If not, there goes my favorite Passover song.

You're a bit unclear on what the word "rate" means.

"What the fuck does one have to do with the other?
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at least two prior Secretaries of State had done the same thing without being raked over the coals for it)"

I don't think "website" is quite the accurate term. They have a website, but I don't think you need a browser to access them; I think you can stream directly to a TV.

Though if you come across any of Weeping Angles, you'll have to see them for the sake of making sure they KEEP being seen.

I realize it's a bit of a dead horse, but in this context, it's rather relevant. Which is more feasible: cutting Russia off from the internet, or engaging in fucking basic security? The press keeps talking about hackers like they're fucking wizards, obscuring the fact that hacking isn't about having some magic skillz,…