I'm not sure what you're talking about. I just opened up an Internet Explorer window on my Surface to search Bing for "Windows 8 product placement Elementary", and I really didn't find much.

Though if it was Sherlock, it's too bad Lestrade didn't call his bluff.

This is a case where the "eliminate the impossible and accept the improbable" falls flat, as there's simply a list of improbable possibilities to choose from, and a matter of opinion as to which is most improbable. Unknown twin? Improbable, but not strictly speaking impossible. Someone sneaked into the evidence room…

"There are other documented cases of people having orgasms while pooping. Most are on Internet message boards"

"There are other documented cases of people having orgasms while pooping. Most are on Internet message boards"

I saw a game/quiz on the internet once that consisted of various scenarios where one had to choose which urinal to use. I think the rules were: urinal farthest from other person, with ties being decided by urinal farthest from the door.

Well, Ted is at least 45. And I noticed that he got old-age make-up. but The Mother seemed to not be aged.

And Kelly Osbourne was on a show where she was apparently the only British person in her family.

Anyone familiar with Whodunnit cliches would see that "Witness treated as a victim should instead be treated as a suspect" twist a mile away.

To IQAH: you're currently living with, and monogamous with, your boyfriend. Furthermore, it's clear that your boyfriend considers these to be defining features of your relationship. How do you move out and date other people "without sounding like I’m calling off the relationship?" You don't. Because if you move out…

But it's a bit of a catch-22, because it's rather hard to love yourself if no one else finds you worthy of love. Yeah, it's dangerous to expect a relationship to fix everything, but it's also dangerous to think that you're allowed to have a relationship until everything's perfect.

Well, not chewing-gum chewy, but it should have some give to it. One should be able to bite into it and get bacon juice come out. If you can pick it up on one end and hold it horizontal, it's over-cooked.

Not quite: http://help.disqus.com/cust…

If they didn't actually take the pictures, I would think he would notice after a while.

You could just not be getting the right kind. Some bacon is overdone and crunchy instead of chewy, for instance.

You use diaeresis marks, but write "thru" rather than "through"? Odd.

So, did they not do any of it, or did they do the pictures, but not the Robin's father part? I would think that Barney would ask to see the pictures.

We saw her proposed to twice? Ted started to propose, but she interrupted him. Was another proposal shown?

It's pronounced "yuuuuuge".

I've read that basketball players get a better percentage with underhand free shot throw, but do overhand because they don't want look like wusses.