Dear NASCAR:

This must be exactly what Dan Hedaya looks like playing basketball. Are we certain this isn’t Dan Hedaya playing basketball?

They only want guys that played on professional teams.

When I was 18 I was rock hard, and you’d better believe I tried to pull in all the 3s I could get into my dorm room.

Talking shit about analytics in basketball is no big deal, but talking shit about analytics in baseball means all out WAR.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

Note: The first published version of this article mistakenly referred to Friday’s election as “tomorrow.” Because until just this moment, I thought today was Thursday. It’s only Tuesday. Fuck.

Globe story reveals that more than two thirds of people on board had no idea it was a Gronk cruise until they showed up

That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

Drew sees nothing wrong.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Barnes: [Hurries to basket to tie game]