I will be severely disappointed if Donald Trump lives through this pandemic.

Disney, when asked you to get rid of Fox, we meant Fox News.

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

He’s a punk bitch supported by other punk bitches who crawl up into their own assholes when confronted just like the Lead Punk Bitch.

I love how Trump sycophants pull the same projection BS Trump himself does.

Note to conservative pundits, Fox News Junkies, MAGA Cult members and soulless GOP assholes, when Adderall is trending after the man you all blindly worship has given a “speech” you may want to re-evaluate things. Oh not to mention all the words this bloated sack of shit mispronounced and likely doesn’t know the…

I was starting to get paranoid that he’d start a war just to get reelected later this year.

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Yet the Trump administration has taken a series of missteps when it comes to science.

It’s time for some vulgarity. I’m done playing nice and pretending that there’s any middle ground here. At least six kids have died in U.S. custody in the past year from torture and neglect at U.S. concentration camps. No kids died in immigration custody in the decade before that. And now American kids are being…

“Some of them will listen to criticism from fellow conservatives.”

I think Netflix became popular because you could get your DVD’s by mail instead of going to the store... Your history skipped an entire generation.

Correction, you must have missed the bright yellow button that allows you to "ADD TO CAR".

This. I don’t understand why seemingly every earbud except Apple’s have to act as ear plugs. I prefer not to hear that “thunk thunk thunk”in my head as I walk around.

“There were curses that were blanked out...Do I have to sit with my kids and explain to them what’s going on?”

Yes, it’s called being a parent you stupid fuck.

I spend my days writing about Roombas from the 1950s, teen hackers from the 1980s, and movies that American presidents watched while in office.

Cold. Blooded.

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray.