Cool story bro. What’s your lane, commenting on every story all day long because heaven forbid we should miss out on your opinions?

“The best lack all conviction while the worst/Are full of passionate intensity”

Her one eye already gave up the ghost, might as well go full on haunted baby doll at this point.

I was talking to an internet stranger and she said that someone should hack the daplpipelinefacts site to just show video of police hitting water protectors with water cannons. But that was an internet stranger, and I’m sure she’s crazy, so it’s definitely not something I would suggest.

Reports are saying Taylor Swift is pissed because Perry stole her backup fetus.

It’s to the point Trump could appoint someone named Dick Suckington as Secretary Of Abstinence and nobody would be surprised.

I don’t get the Kathy Griffin hate on here. She’s basically the staff at Jezebel if the staff at Jezebel attended events with A-listers.

Girl, you better save them tears for the nearing Trumpocalypse, and toughen the hell up, already. Journalists of any stripe will be the first against the wall. So, spare me your fucking crocodile tears, dear.

THANK YOU!

Right? I miss the days of the Mod Squad on Jezebel.

Yeah, I’m much more creeped out by the anime girls than by Trump’s gross old guy features.