Please shut the fuck up.

As a Buc fan since ‘76, I can tell you almost all of this is true.

Except for the idea that the only people who believe Winston is worth the trouble work in the front office. There are a shit-ton of drunk redneck fucks (go figure) who are either huge Buc fans or Florida State fans or both who defend him to the end.

Justin says:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

Just because you work in the same building as some of the smartest (most valuable) people in the nation doesn’t mean you are of the same value.

Yes, there will be at least 15 minutes on the national debt during an election that is a national referendum on what percentage of the country is all-in for white nationalism.

Deadspin must be world class yogis at mental gymnastics. I’ve literally never seen a group of such sanctimonious people about journalistic ethics do an about-face.

Reporters, fix this election please! This isn’t proving trump’s point at all or anything....

So much time hitting against a wall by himself. Great groundstrokes, but no second serb.

I knew there was a reason Chip Kelly kept him around.